I need my first "Follower"

By no means am I suggesting that you might be a "Follower" (as opposed to a leader), but someone please "Follow" my blog. I'm begging here!!! Who knows, when my blog becomes world famous, you'll be known as the first "Follower." FYI...there's no shame in 2nd place (or 3rd, or 4th....) All you have to do is click on the white box on the right side of this page and viola! you're a follower and I LOOOOVE YOU! Ok....Ambien is really kicking in...I'm becoming very amorous! Time to brush the dog and stick a pizza in the microwave. (I've grounded myself from using the oven while on Ambien....see previous post for explanation)

COME ON...FOLLOW ME! Don't be shy!